"Cascadia Edict" - Cross-Stitch Pattern
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- Dimensions: 80 x 50 sq
- Colours Included: 12 DMC colours
- Ideal Fabric: 18ct Aida
- Stitches Included: Cross-stitch, backstitch & a few French knots.
- Pattern Release: August 2026
- A printable .PDF file that you can download for personal use
- My many thanks!
"Glurp Glurp, Crawler."
If you've spent any time surviving the dungeon alongside Carl and Donut, you know that when Cascadia pops up on your screen, things are either about to get very chaotic, very loud, or very violent. Usually all three.
Featuring everyone's favourite lack-of-pants-wearing survivor, an utterly regal tortoiseshell cat, a little skull & bone, and Cascadia's iconic sign-off, this pattern is a must-stitch for anyone who appreciates subverting sweet cross-stitches with absolute dungeon carnage.
🚨 FYI: The characters for this pattern are based on how I mentally pictured them entering the dungeon.
It's bold, it's ridiculous, and it looks surprisingly chic framed on a wall… until someone actually reads the text 😆
(This is my second cross-stitch pattern inspired by the glorious, unhinged world of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series — and honestly? I am so pleased with how this one turned out!)
Details:
- Difficulty level:
- Beginner-friendly.
- Finished size:
- 4.2" x 2.7" when using 18ct Aida cloth.
- Colours used:
- 12 colours.
- Stitches used:
- Cross-stitch, backstitch & French knots.
- Other:
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- Best stitched on anything but white fabric.
- List of all required and optional materials and tools needed to complete the project.
Helpful info:
- Includes full colour chart and key.
- Don't forget to leave space around your piece for framing!
- Due to the nature of a digital download, refunds will not be given.
Princess Donut's Note:
CARL! Where are my whiskers? Also, I should be wearing a crown. This is an OUTRAGE!
Pattern Details
- Dimensions: 80 x 50 sq
- Colours Included: 12 DMC colours
- Ideal Fabric: 18ct Aida
- Stitches Included: Cross-stitch, backstitch & a few French knots.
- Pattern Release: August 2026
Information
You are purchasing a digital pattern only. No kit or physical, printed pattern will be sent to you.
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This purchase is of a downloadable, PDF file only. You are free to print it for yourself if you like.
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Refunds
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Thoroughly Tested
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